How It Works

Somebody driving too close to you? Make them back off and score runs, like baseball.

1. If they are right behind you, use your windshield washer and spray them.
1. If they use their wipers and back off. You get a single.
2. If they use their wipers and still are close, spray them again.
1. If they then back off after using their wipers twice, you score a double.
3. If they are STILL behind you, use their wipers again!
1. If they then back off, it's a triple.
4. If they just don't get it and use their wipers four times, on four seperate sprays, (your windshield is now really clean
1. And they STILL STILL don't back off,  it's a home run!
5. If they don't use their wipers, so you aren't close enough.
1. That's an out.

For example:

You squirt one tailgater they move back, you now have one man on first base.

Runs: 0 AB: 1 Hits: 1

1 for 1, batting 1.000

You miss the second, one out, man on first.

Runs 0 AB: 1 Hits 2

Men on first and second, 1 for 2, batting .500

If you squirt a third car and he/she needs two free windshield washings, that's a double, all move up, men on second and third.

Runs: 2  AB Hits: 3

2 for 3, batting .666

Okay, men on second and third, swing and are out

Runs: 2 AB

2 for 4, batting, batting .500

You spray the next guy twice, and he backs off,  all move forward, man of second, One out.

Runs: 2 Hits 3

4 for six, batting batting .666

Try again in a cross wind, miss

4 for 7, batting .571

Some idiot just keeps cleaning his windshield four times, home run and you clear the bases.

You get greedy, are in a strong head wind, and miss, Out number two.

It's too strong a cross-wind, Three outs.

Three outs and your game is finished, start over.

So,